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Ways to confuse your floormates(this may take some roommate cooperation)

  1. Play"Car Bomb"by Negativland on repeat all day long.
  2. Get a fishbowl with no water in it and suspend dead or plastic fish with string inside the bowl. Feed them.
  3. Speak another language that noone knows.
  4. Dress alike and call eachother the same name.
  5. Get a big chiming clock and everytime the clock chimes stand outside your door and smile at the elevator.
  6. Set up a pentagram in the middle of the room. Chant daily.
  7. Attach furniture or small pieces of stuff to the ceiling.
  8. Juggle rubber chickens outside the neighbors door.
  9. Make it common knowledge that you are writing a book called, "How to Destroy Your Neighbor, and Eat His Soul." Post signs asking for test subjects.
  10. Slip bill collection notices under your neighbors door at night, threatening retribution from "Philipe and Guiseppe" if payment is not made soon.
  11. Play role playing games by yourself in the hall.
  12. Compose Gregorian Chants about little children.
  13. Buy a fog machine and occasionally come out of the smoke filled room with soot on your face (after playing Car Bomb)